i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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