have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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