i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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