I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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