STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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