ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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