is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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