found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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