wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I have post one night stand depression
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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