If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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