This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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