I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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