I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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