yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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