Sry I called you an 8
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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