how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
