Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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