Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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