They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
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