i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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