he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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