I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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