I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
The ass gains better be worth it
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