I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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