I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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