So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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