Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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