He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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