If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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