Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I wear drunk well.
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