i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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