The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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