dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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