you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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