You surviving the open bar?
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First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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