Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I think your dad took our porno
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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