I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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