Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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