He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
I woke up this morning and was hoping we drank enough last night to have a unicorn drawn on my wrist. Good News: We did.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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