I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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