Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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