I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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