So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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