you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
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Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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