We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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