ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
i just had sex bonerless
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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