yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
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