I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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