i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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