Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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