I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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