i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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